Excited? You should be! You’re seconds away from learning the world’s best chat up line, and this isn’t a joke. A lot of people attach the stigma of failure to chat-up lines, why do you think that is? Well I’ll tell you, it’s because chat-up lines simply do not work.

Does that mean that the world’s best chat up line I’m about to share with, won’t work? Not at all, because there’s a fundamental difference and I’d like to guide you through it now. Read on for the world’s best chat up line!

World’s Best Chat-up Line

Right let’s begin, before I tell you the world’s best chat up line, you need to know a little background on the subject, especially if you know nothing about what the leading dating gurus teach. The little information you need is...

It Doesn’t Matter What You Say

That’s right! It DOESN’T MATTER WHAT YOU SAY! Now, quite a few people reading this will understand this perfectly, but the majority of you are probably ready to press back, or click off the site. WAIT and I’ll explain what I mean.

It doesn’t matter what you say, words are a small percentage of the communication that occurs during an encounter with another person. In fact, words only supply 7% of the communication. Yes, only 7%! This leaves 93% unaccounted for. The other 93% is split up between body language and voice tone, with body language taking a large chunk. Do you understand that? Words make up bugger all of the total communication, so what difference does it make what words are used? Almost completely nothing!

The World’s Best Chat-up Line Revealed

Hopefully you haven’t skipped ahead and you read the previous paragraphs, otherwise you may not understand what I’m about to tell you!

The world’s best chat up line is in fact incredibly simple and I’m really surprised I never heard of it sooner. To perform the world’s best chat up line at 100% you need to do this as follows –

1. Find an attractive girl you like (easier if its closing time at the bar/club and you’re all going home)
2. Walk up to her confidently and say “Hey, how you doing?” She will reply with something similar to “Fine”
3. Then you say “Cool, what you doing later?” She will reply with something similar to “I’m not sure”
4. Then you say the world’s best chat up line ever!!! “Do you want to come home with me?”
5. MOST IMPORTANT STEP NEXT – DO NOT SKIP
6. You must hold, hold yourself, HOLLLLDDD yourself! Do not rock, do not say anything, just stand still as you were when you said it and do not crumble!!
7. Make out.

Why Does the World’s Best Chat-up Line Work?

I’m certain the majority of you are thinking that I’m full of shit right now, and that is fine! You’ll need to go out and just do it yourself, you will be surprised how easy it is to pull off if you’re not a little bitch who’s afraid of girls and can hold. If you can hold after you say that line, it shows that you are serious, that you’re not a weirdo and above all, you are confident.

A Story of the World’s Best Chat-up Line in Action!

Now, at this point I wasn't by any means a Jedi, but I wasn't crap. I could consistently open, I could flirt, and I could get the occasional make-out. What I'm saying is that I'd gotten to a point where I could approach without that much anxiety.

Dude, I was bricking my pants. Mother of God, man. Looking at all these beautiful women, just the thought of going up to one of them and coming OUT with this line was terrifying. I sank pint after pint of booze. I walked around some more. I drank more booze. I lurked in the corner for a while. I was still bricking my pants without a SINGLE approach when the bouncers started herding people out the door.

Bugger. I'd missed my chance.

No. No, no, no. No way. Not me. Not now. I was going to do this. If I crashed out, if I messed up, whatever - I'd take the pain. I was going to say this.

Honestly, it felt like my VERY FIRST APPROACH all over again. I was really, really scared.

I walked out of the bar into the milling crowd. Screw it. I'm going to do this, someone, anyone.

And there she was. Delicate, like a fairy almost, red hair, really rich and deep red, and a quirky dress that melted my heart.

Crap. We're going in.

Ok, man. Concentrate on getting the first line out. That's not so bad.

"Hey" I blurt.

"Hey." She's even prettier close up. DO IT, MAN. DO IT!!

"How's it going?"

"Not bad."

"What are you up to later?"

"Not sure."

DO IT MAN!! EYE OF THE TIGER!!

"Do you want to come home with me?

She looks at me. She's gauging. I've never felt attention this intense. It's like a laser beam scorching me for any signs of incongruence. Luckily enough, she's hot, so there aren't any.

The urge to say something, to break the tension is PALPABLE. I CLAMP my jaw tight shut to silence myself.

She sways backward, stunned. Then she jumps me. Physically lunges forward and puts her tongue in my mouth.

BAM!

Incidentally, there was a guy there - a very strong natural - who had been hitting on her all evening, and had got her to agree to come back to his (I found this all out later). Didn't matter, blew him away with this ONE SENTENCE.

This girl wasn't a slut. She wasn't a freak. She was a cool, normal chick.

She was hot too. Really hot!

Nice.

Conclusion

It’s almost certain whatever girl you say this to, she will have not have heard it before. She will not have even had a guy with such MASSIVE balls to attempt it. This means you’re in.

The important thing to remember is that you do not crumble when you say the line. Do not crumble. If you do, it shows you’re a weak little bitch and she will almost defiantly laugh at you. If you don’t crumble, then it shows that you are seriously asking her to go home with you and, she will.

Also, when you’re holding, do not be weird! Just simply deliver the world’s best chat up line like you’re talking about the weather, do not crumble or act weirdly like it’s a big deal! You are simply asking her an honest question.

What if she says no? Just say “Ok”. And ask someone else.

How do you Know if it’s Worked?

You will see one thing in her eyes; it will be pure full on SHOCK! So, if she looks shocked, you pulled it off perfectly, well done!

You need to know that it will never backfire as long as you don’t crumble or act weird, because it’s only a QUESTION! Remember you are not persuading her to sleep with you, you just asked her a question. YOU ONLY ASK, NO PERSUADING.

Important Things to Remember to Pull of the World’s Best Chat-up Line

1. Do not do it in front of her friends.
2. If she rejects, just say “ok” like you offered her a prawn cocktail crisp and she said “No, thank you”.
3. It doesn’t matter if she is drunk or not.
4. You must say the line when it’s suppose to, you can’t talk about something unrelated first then bring it up later.
5. Looks do not matter here on your part; Quasimodo could pull this off if he had big enough balls.

Craig is a 22-year-old student currently studying psychology at Bournemouth University. He runs a self improvement blog and community filled with useful advice. His main aim is to help people exceed their expectations and reach their true potential. If you enjoyed this post, get free updates via RSS or E-mail.

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